Your Day Might Suck If...

1. Your husband has to turn your water on and off at the meter due to a broken pipe that was discovered just before dark.
2. Your heater blew a fuse and you made not one, but two trips in the freezing cold to go buy replacements.
3. You did that in your slippers.
4. You have a very unfortunate gas problem of such proportion that your husband complains loudly and bitterly, which will undoubtedly make work incredibly miserable if not resolved.
5. The oil light flashed off and on and then off again while you were trekking out in the elements to get fuses.
6. Your microwave popcorn smells foul when popping.
7. You have an obscene amount of laundry that needs to be folded or washed or dealt with.
8. You need to wash your hair, but the whole water and heat thing make that task unpleasant.
9. The only person in a worse mood than you is your hateful, snippy spouse.
10. You have three final exams due to the principal by noon tomorrow, but you only have one completed and you have a meeting during your planning period.