~~wonder what the turning point in your life really was? What was the moment that changed your path and took you to the place you are now?
~~talk to yourself in public places?
~~use medications in methods other than those they were intended for?
~~just break into dance randomly?
~~fear farting in public?
~~sit and mindlessly watch television that you don't pay attention to?
~~wonder if you would find Gordon Ramsey hot IRL or just incredibly pompous and annoying?
~~speaking of Gordon, do you ever want to tell him to shut the fuck up about rustic, honest, authentic food?
~~fight the urge to cut your own hair?
~~wonder if you spend too much time at work?
~~think you could totally pull off being famous better than the nitwits who are?
~~avoid answering the phone because you just don't want to talk to someone?
~~curse when you shouldn't?
~~wonder how the hell people can believe junk science about things such as autism being linked to vaccinations just because they read it on the internet?
~~wish you could fast forward your life?
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Oh man, I totally mindlessly watch TV all the time without really paying attention. Then later I'll read something about whatever show I was watching, and think, wait, when was that? I don't remember that. Even though I know I must have seen it.
Unsurprisingly, I would be a terrible famous person. I'd be the one who refuses to give interviews and attacks the paparazzi because I don't want my picture taken. Fortunately I'm not attractive enough to be famous, so everybody wins.
~~wonder what the turning point in your life really was? What was the moment that changed your path and took you to the place you are now?
Yes. There are at least 3 contenders. And honestly, I wouldn't trade what I have now, but I do wonder.
~~talk to yourself in public places?
Yes, all the time.
~~use medications in methods other than those they were intended for?
No, unless you count using Advil PM to guarantee I won't stay awake for 2 hours after I pee at 4 a.m.
~~just break into dance randomly?
Dance, no. Song, yes.
~~fear farting in public?
Yes. And I have to hold more than I should.
~~sit and mindlessly watch television that you don't pay attention to?
Not too often.
~~wonder if you would find Gordon Ramsey hot IRL or just incredibly pompous and annoying?
~~speaking of Gordon, do you ever want to tell him to shut the fuck up about rustic, honest, authentic food?
Neither, but I don't really pay much attention to him.
~~fight the urge to cut your own hair?
At times.
~~wonder if you spend too much time at work?
I don't wonder if, I wonder why
~~think you could totally pull off being famous better than the nitwits who are?
Yep.
~~avoid answering the phone because you just don't want to talk to someone?
All the time, including picking up another line to pretend I'm already on the phone.
~~curse when you shouldn't?
There are inappropriate times?
~~wonder how the hell people can believe junk science about things such as autism being linked to vaccinations just because they read it on the internet?
A topic that kills me. I think I also read somewhere where some women actually purposely gave their kids chicken pox. I can't imagine not vaccinating my child. Can't fathom it.
~~wish you could fast forward your life?
There is a tie between ff and rewind..
Mostly I wonder about the Gordon Ramsay thing. I'm shallow like that.
And I did not resist the urge to thin out my ends the other day. I forgot to have my hairdresser do it at the last cut and I decided to do it myself. I'm sure I'll get yelled at now.
I have not had a turning point yet. I am still waiting. *sigh*
I talk to myself in public all the time. I also sing in public when I am alone. Or with people.
I don't get along well with meds. I try to avoid them at all costs.
I will dance anywhere.
I will fart anywhere.
I mindlessly watch tv all the time.
I might do Gordon.
I'm not allowed to cut my own hair after the last fiasco.
I would suck as a famous person. I would be an awesome companion to a famous person though.
I fucking swear all the time. I never find it to be inappropriate. It's who I am. If people don't like it they can fuck off.
I don't want to get into the labels of people who have autism right now. My niece just had a label slapped on her last week and it has upset the entire family.
Oh look - a list! I always respond to lists.
There are several turning points in my life that involve other people who I should have just shot on sight. Things (and the world) would be so much better off. My most influential moment was when my parents let me go to Hawaii by myself when I was 12 years old so I could spend time with my sister, who smuggled me into my own room in an international dormatory for the summer. I made the best friends and my eyes were opened to a whole new world.
I don't talk to myself in public ever since that one time I came out of my talky-fugue state to see a woman looking at me with such a clinical expression. Scared the pants off me!
I avoid medications.
With my knees? Plus I look really stupid dancing.
*poot* Excuse me.
That's what CNN is for, no?
I would like to tell the pompous, annoying ass to STFU, yes. But I still Like Hell's Kitchen. The other show not so much.
When I had bangs I messed them up on a regular basis.
No.
I would be such a lovely and gracious famous person! The little people would worship me.
Bless the inventor of Caller ID. I never answer the phone unless it displays a name or number of someone I want to talk to. Everyone else can leave a message.
I curse like a slut on crack when I am home alone. It's somewhat scarey, lol.
I understand the despiration.
No. I want "pause" and "redo" buttons.
wonder what the turning point in your life really was? What was the moment that changed your path and took you to the place you are now?
I think all of life is a turning point. We make choices and suffer or relish in the consequences
~~talk to yourself in public places?
Every single day
~~use medications in methods other than those they were intended for?
Nope
~~just break into dance randomly?
Have been known to in the past
~~fear farting in public?
Doesn't everyone?
~~sit and mindlessly watch television that you don't pay attention to?
No
~~wonder if you would find Gordon Ramsey hot IRL or just incredibly pompous and annoying?
Annoying. The fact that he finds screaming at people an acceptable behaviour is mad. Of course, he is getting paid big bucks to do so. He sold out as a human being.
~~speaking of Gordon, do you ever want to tell him to shut the fuck up about rustic, honest, authentic food?
Nah, I just turn him off
~~fight the urge to cut your own hair?
Learned the hard way. The urge has been suppressed
~~wonder if you spend too much time at work?
It ebbs and flows. I spend way too much time thinking about work though
~~think you could totally pull off being famous better than the nitwits who are?
yes
~~avoid answering the phone because you just don't want to talk to someone?
All the time. I hate it when people interrupt my world!
~~curse when you shouldn't?
whatthefuckever
~~wonder how the hell people can believe junk science about things such as autism being linked to vaccinations just because they read it on the internet?
Well, Hooboosam, I am one of those wackos who exposed both her boys to Chicken Pox. See, the CP vaccine does not guarantee lifetime immunity. The disease does. And, CP is not one of "those" diseases, like polio that has a huge amount of risks. And, the vaccine injury studies are unfortunately usually conducted or funded by pharmaceutical companies - so the data is not 100% reliable (and I used to work for a Pharma company and know how the "spin" works. I am not anti-vaccination by any means. I have vaccinated my boys for most - but I didn't do them all at once - which I think is the bigger issue.
And yes, I think that most people believe everything they read on the Internet. They also believe everything in the news and GWB
~~wish you could fast forward your life?
Nope. I am enjoying the here and now
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