Too scattered to post on one topic:
1. Britney--I'll be writing you another letter, but for now, child, please be safe and don't eat a handful of Xanax or Valium. I swear, I don't think I could mentally survive another AnnaNicolesque macabre post-mortem DAWing. Oh, and for the love of God and all that is holy, when you get out of rehabd, buy a fucking wig that doesn't look like something I could buy in the clearance bin at Dollar Mart with the lavender lipstick and the red plastic earrings. And lose the brolly. It's bad for the image.
2. Just because one attends water aerobics class that is popular with the senior set, one should not assume it will be an "easy" workout. Trust me and my calves.
3. IT IS SUPPOSED TO SNOW IN FEBRUARY, DAMMIT! WHERE IS MY SNOW?
4. If you have not had a Special K Protein Bar in chocolate peanut butter, then you have missed out on a 10g treat. Yum. Yum. If you are my husband, you have now tried them, so stay away from them.
5. If it was possible to live off said bars and popcorn, then I would be the single happiest person on Earth.
6. I've been messages by some freaks on Myspace. If you have a young daughter, please do not let her have an account.
7. It dawned on me that my oldest child will soon be 14. How is this possible? I am not old enough to have a child that is 14. That's not a little kid anymore. Ugh.
8. Why is it that I am the only chick in the United States that cannot pull off the straight hair look, no matter how hard I try? All I can think of is cheap wig every time I try it. I will say that even then, my hair is miles better than that polyester shit that Britney is sporting.
9. I do love me some Tarte Cheek Stain. That stuff rocks--even if it is stupid expensive for blush. Tipsy is my shade of late.
10. Tyra needs to step away from the hot rollers. Just step away, girlfriend.
7 comments:
You are a really bad influence. I just bought some Tarte cheek stain in Dollface, sight unseen.
Thank you.
But the water aerobics is "easy" on the joints, right? I've been meaning to sign up for a class, but the fact that I would have to put my fat azz in a swimsuit has been preventing me from doing so.
You will love it, sasha--it lasts ALL day, even on my sort of oily skin. I also have True Love--it's a great pink. I've heard good things about Dollface and Blushing Bride, too. I'm going to order a trio from Ebay to try some new shades.
Arkie-yes, it is much easier on them than, say the treadmill. Just suck up and do it--at our Y, the only people that are around for the classes are chunky, too. The perky people are all on the ellipticals, safely out of the way.
1. That girl is a train wreck!
2. *giggle*
3. I have snow coming down right now. Unfortunately, it is going to turn to ice. :(
4. Mmmmm... must try those!
5. *grin*
6. MySpace is skeery.
7. I have two teens. 15 and 18. One is (in the eyes of the law) and adult! How is that possible?
8. Uhhh... you're not the only one.
9. What?
10. Who? :D
I like the Special K bars, too. I found the water aerobics to be rough on the bottoms of my feet. I think if you wear the aquasocks, it's a little easier on the feet.
I don't think Tyra's problem is the hot rollers, it's the gross fake weaves she so proudly wears.
So I got my cheek stain and I'll wear it tomorrow if I can get it open :(
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