Cameron Diaz--super-tight white gown with an interesting neckline. It was slightly shorter in the front that the back, which I am generally opposed to as it is the mullet of dresses. It was quite flattering to her figure...her ass looked amazing. Not wild about the style of her hair, but the color really worked.
Reese Witherspoon--She wins. She looked smokin' hot with her long, straight hair (which I normally don't like and find too informal for nights like this) and a kick-ass full length plum--vargating colors in the layers--this picture does not do justice to the shade. It's stunning. The dress that had assymetrical layers in the skirt and made her ass look awesome, too. She was totally, 100% hot.
Jodie Foster--blue, halter neck dress that really made her face look bright and youthful. Her hair was really cute, too.
Kinki Rink--or whatever her name is. Why is she suddenly a style icon? One good movie and she's everywhere. She looked very elegant and chic tonight (a far cry from that unfortunate Chanel pom pom gown)
Celine Dion--very flattering in dark green with a diamond accent on the hip. She looked better than she has in a long time.
Nicole Kidman--tres elegant in that dress, although W. said it looked like she had a thighmaster on her shoulder. I'm not crazy about Naomi Watts' dress, but she gets a pass since she's preggo.
Maggie Gyllenhall--very, very pretty in black with a one-shoulder thingy. She didn't look nearly as moon-faced as she usually does.
Cate Blanchett--she was my second fave of the night, I think. Classic.
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Meryl Streep looked like a hippie/gypsy.
Penelope Cruz--I'll be the only one, I'm sure, but I thought her dress looked ickishly like picked and pulled terry cloth and her hair and makeup were just blah. Skintight bun, sallow color and not enough eye makeup.
Gwenyth Paltrow--I loved her hair--it was much better than it's been in a long, long time, but her dress was just not my cup o' tea. Weird, unflattering color and strange cape-like sheering.
Jennifer Hudson--wow, is she going to regret this choice when she looks back on her career. Biggest night of her life and she looks like she arrived on the Enterprise. There are spaghetti straps under that jacket and Jennifer, like yours truly, should NOT wear spaghetti straps.
Jennifer Lopez--I can already hear the raves she is going to get on fashion shows, but unless trying to look like a dowdy, hippy, 45-year-old was her goal? She missed in my book:
Jessica Biel--color looks bad on t.v.--could be the fabric? Her hair looks like mine when I get in humidity and it starts to frizz on me. The dress didn't look as if it fit anywhere--her boobs hung out the sides and not in a good way.
Racehl Weisz--Eh. boring and it looks like she's about to fall out. The train is waaay busy and that chandelier around her neck is just fugly.
beyonce--Color--okay. Style--get over the hi-cut leg. Shoulder thing? Truly baffling. It's like a rhinestone snake is coming down to attack her midriff. Or is it a pageeant sash?
Kirsten Dunst--UGLIEST DRESS OF THE NIGHT, but I like her with bangs.
Anne Hathaway--haute coutre cater waiter in a gown:
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My vote for ugliest is Penelope's. Yee gads. Can I mop my floor with that thing? :D
Nicole Kidman's many face lifts are having a really really bad impact. I can't imagine what she'll look like when she matures. And J-Lo? I saw a look over at awfulplasticsurgery that gave me a hint as to her problem.
I've got the ugliest over on my blog. Of course it is a tie ...
agreed--she looks plastic. No lines anywhere and even I, the eternally youthful, have lines here and there. I hate her hair that color, too. It should be red, not shitty blonde/strawberry.
I'll be the oddball in the world and say I liked Gwyenth P's dress. Ok the color wasn't the greatest but I like the style and if I had a body anywhere close to hers, I would wear it proudly.
Rest of them, I agree 100% with you.
My favorite comment that I read somewhere about Gwyneth's dress was that it looked like it was made out of lox.
I'm in the minority because I didn't like Nicole Kidman's look. I think she looked like a Stepford wife. - way too plastic.
Nicole Kidman is a MAN, baby!
I used to dislike Gwynnie Paltrow, until The Royal Tenenbaums. Since then? Rowr. I'm hittin' it.
And that snake attacking Beyonce's midriff? That'd be mine. My bad.
Other than that? Meh. Not with Dweezil's package.
to claify--I don't think Nicole Kidman is remotely attractive--she looks plastic and male; however, I think the dress was classic and elegant.
Penelope's dress looked great on stage, but not as good on the red carpet.
Jennifer Hudson looked more Farscape than Star Trek. And Beyonce was wearing Worf's Klingon warrior sash. Who new so many stars were into SciFi? And in that spirit...
Nichole Kidman is an android. This explains her waxy complexion and total lack of humanity as well as her weird sexlessness.
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