******my original directions were bad, so sportzmom's answers aren't in the correct format. Skip her and she'll come back and put hers in now that I've (hopefully) made it more clear.******
- Cut and paste the poll using the the most recent commentor in my comments area (or from me if you're first).
- Add your answers to the bottom of each list (so the first person will have my friend Mekia's answer, then mine, then hers listed for each question). You cannot duplicate any previous answer.
- You may PASS if you can't think of an answer.
- Tell other people to come here and play my game.
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottlesfood wrappers
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
13 comments:
SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
toll receipts
pens
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
deadly cramps
family emergency
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
somebody got preggers
financial gain
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
toothpaste
wash cloth
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him"
"The Big Show"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
dinner on the go
condoms
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
bumping nasties
Nookie
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
crab dip
tea
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
-their name isn't moan-able
-bad hygiene
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
read-standing is the pits when you read
meditate
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
she's a coyote
someone to groom
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
skydiving
rapelling
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
chat with a friend
blog
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
the flu
pregnancy
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
goggles!
frosty mugs
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
shoes
make-up
perfume
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
digital camera
walkie-talkie
Let's see if I do better
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
obviously i cannot follow directions! But this comment is for a different person Kimmah...
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1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
cell phone charger
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
stomach virus
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
tax break
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
soap
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
movie snacks
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
mattress dancing
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
fresh bread
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
dislike their friends
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
read a book
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
he's more physically attractive than older men
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
playing football
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
looking for a date
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
hypochondriac
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
ME!!!!!
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
toothbrush and travel-size toothpaste
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
cell phone
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
cell phone charger
my lost checkbook
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
stomach virus
food poisoning
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
tax break
religion
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
soap
Lush (yep I beat frisky to it)
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
"Star of the show"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
movie snacks
Sonic drink
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
mattress dancing
gettin' freaky
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
fresh bread
cookies
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
dislike their friends
abuse
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
read a book
play cards
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
he's more physically attractive than older men
they're trainable
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
playing football
bungy jumping
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
looking for a date
OT
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
hypochondriac
cold
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
ME!!!!!
waitresses
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
toothbrush and travel-size toothpaste
new shoes
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
cell phone
toothbrush
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
cell phone charger
empty water bottles
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
stomach virus
Car trouble
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
tax break
brain damage
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
soap
shower stall
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
"Get on with the show"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
movie snacks
cat food
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
mattress dancing
balling
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
fresh bread
sex
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
dislike their friends
smelly feet
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
read a book
tie your shoes
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
he's more physically attractive than older men
sexy
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
playing football
bungee jumping
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
looking for a date
games
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
hypochondriac
pap test
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
ME!!!!!
men
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
toothbrush and travel-size toothpaste
nail polish
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
cell phone
clock
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
cell phone charger
empty water bottles
windshield scraper (for snow)
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
stomach virus
Car trouble
can't get my handcuffs off
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
tax break
brain damage
free DVD rentals for newlyweds!
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
soap
shower stall
old prescription medicines
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
"Get on with the show"
"Show off!"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
movie snacks
cat food
road snacks
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
mattress dancing
balling
horizontal cha-cha
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
fresh bread
sex
bath water
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
dislike their friends
smelly feet
doesn't 'get' me
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
read a book
tie your shoes
watch a movie
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
he's more physically attractive than older men
sexy
win a bet
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
playing football
bungee jumping
to hold the propeller
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
looking for a date
games
buy stuff!
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
hypochondriac
pap test
psychothereapy
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
ME!!!!!
men
beer goggles
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
toothbrush and travel-size toothpaste
nail polish
perfume
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
cell phone
clock
Gameboy
1) SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FIND UNDER THE SEAT OF A CAR:
water bottles
food wrappers
air freshner
the Netflix I forgot to mail
coins
my iPod?
cell phone charger
empty water bottles
maps
2) EXCUSE SOMEONE WOULD GIVE TO GET OUT OF WORK:
not enough sleep
sick kid
grandmother died
jury duty
ran out of gas
busted water heater
stomach virus
Car trouble
pet emergency
3) REASON A COUPLE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED:
they love each other!
green card
baby on the way
escape from parents
medical insurance
one of them is rich
tax break
brain damage
they like worms up their arases
4) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND IN A BATHROOM:
hair dryer
toilet
towels
toilet paper
toothbrush
water on the floor
soap
shower stall
mirror
5) A PHRASE WITH THE WORD "SHOW" IN IT:
"Show me tha money!"
"There's no business like show business!"
"The show must go on"
"The greatest show on Earth!"
"It's Showtime!"
"Showmance"
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"
"Get on with the show"
"Show off!"
6) SOMETHING YOU WOULD BUY IN A HURRY:
airplane tickets
fast food
tampons
condoms
coffee
Pedialite
movie snacks
cat food
gas
7) ANOTHER NAME FOR "SEX":
doin' the hippety dippety
screwing
conjugal visit
making the beast with two backs
Making whoopie
I don't have a headache
mattress dancing
balling
horizontal mambo
8) SOMETHING A PERSON WOULD PREFER TO HAVE "HOT":
"hot" chocolate
coffee
soup
fries
oatmeal
the weather (at least Augie and I would)
fresh bread
sex
shower
9) A REASON WHY SOMEONE MIGHT BREAK UP WITH THEIR B/F OR G/F
The boyfriend's a dumbass??
Infidelity
Alcoholic
someone better came along
moved away
no money
dislike their friends
smelly feet
physical abuse
10) SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN TO DO:
eat...can't stand to eat on the go!
drive
take a shit
surf the 'net
watch TV
type
read a book
tie your shoes
pee
11) WHY AN OLDER WOMAN WOULD PREFER A YOUNGER MAN?
he's at his prime for sure!
to control him
train him correctly
makes her look/feel younger
to get even with her ex
he can do more chores
he's more physically attractive than older men
sexy
agile in bed
12) REASON YOU WOULD WEAR A HELMET :
riding a bicycle...
skateboarding
batting
riding a motorcycle
sky diving
roller blading
playing football
bungee jumping
snowmobiling
13) REASON A PERSON WOULD USE A COMPUTER:
travel plans
email
research
kill time
play
work
looking for a date
games
send digital photos
14) REASON A PERSON WOULD GO TO A DOCTOR :
pneumonia
sore throat
broken bone
fever
migraines
annual checkup
hypochondriac
pap test
pregnant
15) SOMETHING YOU WOULD FIND AT A BAR :
alcohol!!!
beer mats
drunks
wine glasses
tip jar
bartender
ME!!!!!
men
tv
16) WHAT A WOMAN MIGHT BUY BEFORE A DATE:
hair services, such as up-do's...things like that...
new bra
breath mints
condoms
new outfit
pepper spray
toothbrush and travel-size toothpaste
nail polish
new perfume
17) SOMETHING THAT REQUIRES BATTERIES :
remote control...always loose ours...
smoke detector
flashlight
toys
camera
vibrator
cell phone
clock
MP3 player
Weltek and I sorta simulposted. She doesn't have my answers and I don't have hers. One of us eats too much cheese.
That's ok swami, because Buggy copied Arkie's instead of mine, so nobody below me has the full list :)
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