- I do not like it when folks clap and wave their arms in church.
- I do not like it when folks shout out "amen" and cheer in church.
- I do not like it when hymns turn into jazz numbers.
- I do not like it when I have to watch a powerpoint/media presentation for the message.
- I do not like it when there are glaring, terrible comma errors in said presentations.
- I do not like it when there is a fricking hard-sell, join-Jesus commercial at the end of church.
- I do not like it when I feel as if I am in a new scene from The Blues Brothers at church.
- I do not like it when I go to the Southern Baptist Church.
Happy Easter.
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Religious Preference
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And this is why, when I do go to church, I do not go to any of the "non-denominational" or "Christian" churches in the area. I stick with the tried and true Methodist church.
Thank you Kimmah! The Catholic in me cringes at the thought. On a sidenote the last time we had to go to a happy clappy rolly church service Turtle looks at me in the middle of it all and says in a loud stage voice "What ARE they doing Momma?!?"
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