The word of the day is BERATE--to scold angrily. So, who would you like to berate? My list:
1. Blogrolling--WHY can I not see which blogs in my Blog Roll have been updated? This is how I keep up.
2. The weather--RAIN, dammit. I want some rain. Am tired of all this dry, dusty ickiness.
3. Bubblehead--Making teachers direct traffic with a homemade stop sign attached to a paint-stirring stick is just about the dumbest thing you've ever asked us to do and I am tired of it. Thank you for retiring.
4. Stupid people--Get the hell off the internet. You're just making it harder for those of us with the capactiy for rational thought and logical debate by forcing us to wade through your abject stupidity.
5. The fuckwit with the horn--Stop honking every time you drive by my house, moron. I don't care if you do see someone you know sitting on the porch across the street. You're wimpy, squeaky little "beep beep" is about to send me over the fricking edge.
6 comments:
I was just noticing today that my blogroll wasn't marking new stuff either. I thought I may have broken it when I upgraded to the new blogger.
mine worked with new blogger up until sometime in the past week.
1. I post something new every day just to make it easy for you, Kimmah. Just for you --- not because I am a DAW or anything.
2. Come to Baltimore where we are having sunny skies, warm temperatures, and cool breezes.
3. Bye bye, Bubblehead. Don't let the door hit you ...
4. There are so many stupid people on the internet that I will not even attempt to guess which one inspired you --- but I have a couple of nominations.
5. beep beep
1. What is this blogroll you speak of?
2. Rain will be heading your way shortly. We're supposed to getting MORE freaking thunderstorms today, so it should be TN way by tomorrow afternoon.
3. OMG. I laughed out loud at the image of construction paper STOP signs attached to paint stirrers. Rotten2 would have a field day with that.
4. Gah. Stupid people are everywhere.
5. HOOOOOOOOONNNNK!!!!!! (This is my imitation of an 18 wheeler)
You must have jogged something yesterday with your beration (not a real word I think) because just this morning I had little ~New~ tags in my blogroll.
I would like to berate the Jesus chick at my work place.
Yesterday she tried to tell me that the Grand Canyon was only 2000 years old, and that Dinosaurs walked the earth in bible times because the earth is only 3000 years old. She got totally pissed when I said there were 5000 year old trees.
If she ever saw the Discovery Channel her head would explode.
I am picturing you holding a stop sign, I am laughing.
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