Do You Ever.......

~~wonder what the turning point in your life really was? What was the moment that changed your path and took you to the place you are now?

~~talk to yourself in public places?

~~use medications in methods other than those they were intended for?

~~just break into dance randomly?

~~fear farting in public?

~~sit and mindlessly watch television that you don't pay attention to?

~~wonder if you would find Gordon Ramsey hot IRL or just incredibly pompous and annoying?

~~speaking of Gordon, do you ever want to tell him to shut the fuck up about rustic, honest, authentic food?

~~fight the urge to cut your own hair?

~~wonder if you spend too much time at work?

~~think you could totally pull off being famous better than the nitwits who are?

~~avoid answering the phone because you just don't want to talk to someone?

~~curse when you shouldn't?

~~wonder how the hell people can believe junk science about things such as autism being linked to vaccinations just because they read it on the internet?

~~wish you could fast forward your life?

Stolen from Arkie

a random list-what do the following words make me think of:

Nude :: lipstick
Support :: underwire
Rachel:: nothing whatsoever
Crane :: Frasier
Candy bar :: Chocolate
Material :: Girl
Mind games :: Shall We Play A Game?
Eviction :: Money
Produce :: Market
Joke :: GWB

Random Nonscientifc Internet Quiz, Etc.

Courtesy of Sasha:

What kind of extremist are you? Your Result: Rational Person You consider these questions obvious straw men, designed to distract people from a meaningful investigation of facts and a serious discussion of relevant political issues. How boring.
Left-Wing Extremist
Moderate Extremist
Right-Wing Extremist
What kind of extremist are you? Make a Quiz

Yeah, I don't even really know what this means--I think I need sleep. Speaking of things I don't really grasp, I will confess here and now that I had absolutely no frigging clue that guiddity was a word. Furthermore, I would have thought that it was one of those fake, made-up, Harry Potteresque kind of words. Who knew? The most insipidly easy Word of the Day generator actually taught me something. I guess that speaks volumes about me, doesn't it?