Monday, September 04, 2006

Feel Better at My Expense

Unless your Labor Day weekend involves:

Gocery shopping not once, but twice.
Cleaning your stove.
Shopping at Wal Mart with small children.
Cleaning a pantry.
Sorting shitloads of laundry.
Vacuuming until Dyson himself would pass out from exhaustion.
Cleaning boys' bathrooms.

then you can safely assume that my weekend sucked a million and half times worse than yours did.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that you have all that experience, how about coming and doing it all again at my house? I bet you are really good at it now!

Willow said...

No I think I have you beat. Got $500 electric bill, spent too much money at festival, should have shopped at Walmart so there is nothing in the house for everyone to eat after school, have hours of work for work that I didn't get done, fought with my husband and was awful to him and still have a dirty house.

You at least achieved something.

Cary said...

Grocery shopping: Check (but only once)

Mopping floor in lieu of cleaning stove: Check

Shopping Joann's with small child and grumpy teen on a crowded Sunday: Check

Cleaning playdoh off living room carpet: Check

Tons of laundry that ran into the middle of the night: Check

But I must relent and admit that you have me beat by a long shot with the cleaning of boys' bathrooms...ugh!