Unless your Labor Day weekend involves:
Gocery shopping not once, but twice.
Cleaning your stove.
Shopping at Wal Mart with small children.
Cleaning a pantry.
Sorting shitloads of laundry.
Vacuuming until Dyson himself would pass out from exhaustion.
Cleaning boys' bathrooms.
then you can safely assume that my weekend sucked a million and half times worse than yours did.
Monday, September 04, 2006
Saturday, September 02, 2006
On a Roll...
Since I've been pissy, might as well continue:
1. If your only argument to a debate about the Ten Commandments in public is showing an outdated website with pictures of various buildings that have all been proven to actually counter your argument, then shut the fuck up.
2. If you have nothing to add to a discussion other than smack-downs for people who are smarter than you, can write in complete sentences or disagree with you, then shut the fuck up.
3. If you are an elected official in a mid-sized Tennessee county and you think it makes sense to build a new elementary school and then not approve a tax increase to fund the additional expenses thereby ensuring that the teachers will get no raise, but the county employees get a 4.07% raise AND longevity pay that we don't get, then shut the fuck up.
4. If you are an official in that same county and you paid a quarter of a million dollars to have an outiside firm of experts spend months analyzing every department and making suggestions on how to run more efficiently and inexpensively and you think you know more than them with your high school diploma and your vast business experience as a line-worker in a factory or a farmer that's gone bankrupts, then shut the fuck up.
5. If you were responsible for the horrible fashion experiement of lilac trimmed with black, shut the fuck up.
6. If you are responsible for creating, designing, voicing, directing or producing Xiolin Showdown shut the fuck up and then spontaneously combust.
7. If you are on the Fashion Police on E! and you think that ever man that wore a tux was "safe" and thus, only had a guy with a dickie or a soul patch left to praise, then shut the fuck up.
8. If you have anything to do with Max Factor mascara only being available at Wal Mart shut the fuck up, too. You are the anti-christ.
I feel better now.
1. If your only argument to a debate about the Ten Commandments in public is showing an outdated website with pictures of various buildings that have all been proven to actually counter your argument, then shut the fuck up.
2. If you have nothing to add to a discussion other than smack-downs for people who are smarter than you, can write in complete sentences or disagree with you, then shut the fuck up.
3. If you are an elected official in a mid-sized Tennessee county and you think it makes sense to build a new elementary school and then not approve a tax increase to fund the additional expenses thereby ensuring that the teachers will get no raise, but the county employees get a 4.07% raise AND longevity pay that we don't get, then shut the fuck up.
4. If you are an official in that same county and you paid a quarter of a million dollars to have an outiside firm of experts spend months analyzing every department and making suggestions on how to run more efficiently and inexpensively and you think you know more than them with your high school diploma and your vast business experience as a line-worker in a factory or a farmer that's gone bankrupts, then shut the fuck up.
5. If you were responsible for the horrible fashion experiement of lilac trimmed with black, shut the fuck up.
6. If you are responsible for creating, designing, voicing, directing or producing Xiolin Showdown shut the fuck up and then spontaneously combust.
7. If you are on the Fashion Police on E! and you think that ever man that wore a tux was "safe" and thus, only had a guy with a dickie or a soul patch left to praise, then shut the fuck up.
8. If you have anything to do with Max Factor mascara only being available at Wal Mart shut the fuck up, too. You are the anti-christ.
I feel better now.
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